It has been an interesting couple of weeks. The so-called 'Swift Boat Veterans for Truth' have been blanketing the airwaves with attack after unfounded attack against John Kerry. They have been seen mostly on FOX News, which might as well go ahead and change its name to the Republican National Commitee Talking Point Channel, and MSNBC which is owned by 2 large corporations, Microsoft and General Electric, who are the largest outsourcers of U.S. jobs.
I wonder why these 2 'news' channels would spend so much time on an obvious smear campaign?
Now that the real truth as started trickling in and the lies exposed, the smear is still out there. Why? Because GW Bush and his group of attack politicians don't care about truth. They only care about retaining possession of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Saturday, August 21, 2004
2 Terrible Movies! Yu-Gi-Oh and Open Water
This week has been my week to see some TERRIBLE movies!
I took my kids, who had been begging feriously all week, to see Yu-Gi-Oh The Movie.
My GOD DID IT SUCK! This movie is the biggest waste to ever hit the big screen. It is like watching 2 people, who are completely full of themselves, play a board game. The dialogue is basically the 2 people describing how they are playing a card / board game. Picture a 90 minute feature film that goes something like this...
Monopoly! The Movie
Bill: I have rolled a 6. I will be moving to BOARDWALK! I shall buy it for $400 dollars! Your Turn.
Bob: I have rolled a 4. I will be moving to community chest and drawing a community chest CARD! I received a "Get out of Jail FREE CARD". I will put it away for later AND since I rolled doubles... I will roll again! I rolled a 6. I will be moving to go to jail. I cannot pass go or collect $200 dollars! Your Turn.
Bill: I rolled a 2. I will be moving to Mediterranian Avenue AND since I passed GO, I will collect $200 dollars. I will purchase Mediterranian Avenue for $60. Your Turn.
Bob: I am in Jail. I will use my "Get out of Jail FREE CARD". Now I can ROLL!......
Blah, Blah, Blah... for 90 minutes.
Then, Today I saw Open Water. NEVER SEE THIS MOVIE! RUN FAR AWAY! The acting sucks, the movie is paced so slowly that it passed 'cold winter molasses' on the Guiness World Record list for SLOWEST SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN. I was SO ready for them to be eaten by sharks about 15 minutes in.
Plot summary... Divers left out in ocean accidently. Divers stay put, and never swim anywhere. Divers fight with each other. Divers put on and take off diving mask at least 400 times to look in the water. Divers are scared of sharks. Divers are FINALLY eaten by sharks.
Sorry to spoil it for you, but the movie had about 5 minutes of action and 85 minutes of us listening to them yell at each other and shots of the sky and water.
I MUST WATCH A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T SUCK SOON!
I took my kids, who had been begging feriously all week, to see Yu-Gi-Oh The Movie.
My GOD DID IT SUCK! This movie is the biggest waste to ever hit the big screen. It is like watching 2 people, who are completely full of themselves, play a board game. The dialogue is basically the 2 people describing how they are playing a card / board game. Picture a 90 minute feature film that goes something like this...
Monopoly! The Movie
Bill: I have rolled a 6. I will be moving to BOARDWALK! I shall buy it for $400 dollars! Your Turn.
Bob: I have rolled a 4. I will be moving to community chest and drawing a community chest CARD! I received a "Get out of Jail FREE CARD". I will put it away for later AND since I rolled doubles... I will roll again! I rolled a 6. I will be moving to go to jail. I cannot pass go or collect $200 dollars! Your Turn.
Bill: I rolled a 2. I will be moving to Mediterranian Avenue AND since I passed GO, I will collect $200 dollars. I will purchase Mediterranian Avenue for $60. Your Turn.
Bob: I am in Jail. I will use my "Get out of Jail FREE CARD". Now I can ROLL!......
Blah, Blah, Blah... for 90 minutes.
Then, Today I saw Open Water. NEVER SEE THIS MOVIE! RUN FAR AWAY! The acting sucks, the movie is paced so slowly that it passed 'cold winter molasses' on the Guiness World Record list for SLOWEST SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN. I was SO ready for them to be eaten by sharks about 15 minutes in.
Plot summary... Divers left out in ocean accidently. Divers stay put, and never swim anywhere. Divers fight with each other. Divers put on and take off diving mask at least 400 times to look in the water. Divers are scared of sharks. Divers are FINALLY eaten by sharks.
Sorry to spoil it for you, but the movie had about 5 minutes of action and 85 minutes of us listening to them yell at each other and shots of the sky and water.
I MUST WATCH A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T SUCK SOON!
Thursday, August 05, 2004
November 2nd.....Coming Soon!
The comedy has been missing lately so, I put this together to break the way too serious tone of the blog....
88 more days until the election.... things we will see before then!
10. The Slogan on Bush and Cheney's buses will be changed 84 more times. Ending with .. "Kerry's a Flip-Flopper, Vote Bush" for the last 4 days since it is the only consistant message they have come up with.
9. Bush proposes a constitutional Amendment outlawing TOE JAM after the president of Bob Jones university equates TOE JAM with mortal sin in a speech.
8. The TOE JAM distraction confuses nearly everyone in the news media several red faced Republicans are seen on FOX screaming about the TOE JAM 'epidemic'
7. Kerry starts to gain traction in the polls after the TOE JAM amendment is squashed in committee.
6. Tom Ridge issues an Orange Alert based on the threat that Russia is placing Nuclear Missles in Cuba.
5. The Next Day the Alert is cancelled after he notices the Intelligence Report he was reading was from 1962.
4. GW Bush and John Kerry have their first debate. GW Bush insults Kerry with a snide remark and from the audience Teresa Heinz Kerry yells, "Hey Bush, Shove IT!"
3. Brit Hume asks GW Bush during the 2nd debate to tell us something he would do differently from his first term if he could do it over again... GW Bush says,"Ummm... Uh... That's a tough one...Uh... I am sure there is something... Uhhhh... Hmmm.... Play more Golf!"
2. John Edwards and Dick Cheney hold a debate during which Dick Cheney starts every response with the words "FU*CKING Trial Lawyer" and John Edwards starts every response with "Halliburton"
1. The night before the election, GW Bush invades Switzerland claiming the have the ability to bombard us with shipments of well made watches within 45 minutes and that the Prime Minister of Switzerland is a "Mad Man"
88 more days until the election.... things we will see before then!
10. The Slogan on Bush and Cheney's buses will be changed 84 more times. Ending with .. "Kerry's a Flip-Flopper, Vote Bush" for the last 4 days since it is the only consistant message they have come up with.
9. Bush proposes a constitutional Amendment outlawing TOE JAM after the president of Bob Jones university equates TOE JAM with mortal sin in a speech.
8. The TOE JAM distraction confuses nearly everyone in the news media several red faced Republicans are seen on FOX screaming about the TOE JAM 'epidemic'
7. Kerry starts to gain traction in the polls after the TOE JAM amendment is squashed in committee.
6. Tom Ridge issues an Orange Alert based on the threat that Russia is placing Nuclear Missles in Cuba.
5. The Next Day the Alert is cancelled after he notices the Intelligence Report he was reading was from 1962.
4. GW Bush and John Kerry have their first debate. GW Bush insults Kerry with a snide remark and from the audience Teresa Heinz Kerry yells, "Hey Bush, Shove IT!"
3. Brit Hume asks GW Bush during the 2nd debate to tell us something he would do differently from his first term if he could do it over again... GW Bush says,"Ummm... Uh... That's a tough one...Uh... I am sure there is something... Uhhhh... Hmmm.... Play more Golf!"
2. John Edwards and Dick Cheney hold a debate during which Dick Cheney starts every response with the words "FU*CKING Trial Lawyer" and John Edwards starts every response with "Halliburton"
1. The night before the election, GW Bush invades Switzerland claiming the have the ability to bombard us with shipments of well made watches within 45 minutes and that the Prime Minister of Switzerland is a "Mad Man"
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