2 Terrible Movies! Yu-Gi-Oh and Open Water

This week has been my week to see some TERRIBLE movies!

I took my kids, who had been begging feriously all week, to see Yu-Gi-Oh The Movie.

My GOD DID IT SUCK! This movie is the biggest waste to ever hit the big screen. It is like watching 2 people, who are completely full of themselves, play a board game. The dialogue is basically the 2 people describing how they are playing a card / board game. Picture a 90 minute feature film that goes something like this...

Monopoly! The Movie

Bill: I have rolled a 6. I will be moving to BOARDWALK! I shall buy it for $400 dollars! Your Turn.

Bob: I have rolled a 4. I will be moving to community chest and drawing a community chest CARD! I received a "Get out of Jail FREE CARD". I will put it away for later AND since I rolled doubles... I will roll again! I rolled a 6. I will be moving to go to jail. I cannot pass go or collect $200 dollars! Your Turn.

Bill: I rolled a 2. I will be moving to Mediterranian Avenue AND since I passed GO, I will collect $200 dollars. I will purchase Mediterranian Avenue for $60. Your Turn.

Bob: I am in Jail. I will use my "Get out of Jail FREE CARD". Now I can ROLL!......


Blah, Blah, Blah... for 90 minutes.


Then, Today I saw Open Water. NEVER SEE THIS MOVIE! RUN FAR AWAY! The acting sucks, the movie is paced so slowly that it passed 'cold winter molasses' on the Guiness World Record list for SLOWEST SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN. I was SO ready for them to be eaten by sharks about 15 minutes in.

Plot summary... Divers left out in ocean accidently. Divers stay put, and never swim anywhere. Divers fight with each other. Divers put on and take off diving mask at least 400 times to look in the water. Divers are scared of sharks. Divers are FINALLY eaten by sharks.

Sorry to spoil it for you, but the movie had about 5 minutes of action and 85 minutes of us listening to them yell at each other and shots of the sky and water.

I MUST WATCH A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T SUCK SOON!