November 2nd.....Coming Soon!

The comedy has been missing lately so, I put this together to break the way too serious tone of the blog....

88 more days until the election.... things we will see before then!

10. The Slogan on Bush and Cheney's buses will be changed 84 more times. Ending with .. "Kerry's a Flip-Flopper, Vote Bush" for the last 4 days since it is the only consistant message they have come up with.

9. Bush proposes a constitutional Amendment outlawing TOE JAM after the president of Bob Jones university equates TOE JAM with mortal sin in a speech.

8. The TOE JAM distraction confuses nearly everyone in the news media several red faced Republicans are seen on FOX screaming about the TOE JAM 'epidemic'

7. Kerry starts to gain traction in the polls after the TOE JAM amendment is squashed in committee.

6. Tom Ridge issues an Orange Alert based on the threat that Russia is placing Nuclear Missles in Cuba.

5. The Next Day the Alert is cancelled after he notices the Intelligence Report he was reading was from 1962.

4. GW Bush and John Kerry have their first debate. GW Bush insults Kerry with a snide remark and from the audience Teresa Heinz Kerry yells, "Hey Bush, Shove IT!"

3. Brit Hume asks GW Bush during the 2nd debate to tell us something he would do differently from his first term if he could do it over again... GW Bush says,"Ummm... Uh... That's a tough one...Uh... I am sure there is something... Uhhhh... Hmmm.... Play more Golf!"

2. John Edwards and Dick Cheney hold a debate during which Dick Cheney starts every response with the words "FU*CKING Trial Lawyer" and John Edwards starts every response with "Halliburton"

1. The night before the election, GW Bush invades Switzerland claiming the have the ability to bombard us with shipments of well made watches within 45 minutes and that the Prime Minister of Switzerland is a "Mad Man"