Vice Presidential Debate Ramblings.....

With the 1st Kerry v. Bush Debate over....Now it is time to talk about Edwards v. Cheney

Here are a few things I would like to see....

10) Cheney doesn't walk out to sit at the table, he comes up through the floor like Garth Brooks only seated on a stool. This way he doesn't even have to stand up to enter the auditorium.

9) Edwards runs circles around him while Cheney swats at him and says 'Sit down... you are making me look old.'

8) Lynne Cheney screams from the audience to remind Dick to take his nitro pills.

7) Edwards says, "Halliburton" as many times as GW Bush said "Hard Work" at his debate.

6) GW Bush comes walking out half way through and grabs Cheney's mic and says "In case you all didn't hear me the other night, You can't Send 'mixed messages' to a 'Mad Man'"

5) GW Bush is escorted off to rehab.

4) Edwards sticks to the issues, he says there are 2 Americas... "One where we stand up for a debate and one where we sit on our tired old crabby asses!"

3) Cheney changes the battery on his pacemaker while Edwards is speaking.

2) Cheney's daughter comes on stage towards the end... stark naked with the words "Soy Bomb" scribbled across her body in red magic marker.

1) Cheney desends through the floor and takes a swig of Jack Daniels then drives his motorized stool with wheel inflating from the legs off toward Washington.