There have been crazy amounts of things going on.... Let's have a rundown shall we?
- Some Muslim people are quite pissed at everyone about some stupid cartoon which I haven't even bothered to look up....I am sure it is funny as a set of rubber crutches and all... but DAMN! Those guys really can't take a fucking joke! Note to all in the Arab world...get a handle on your anger. In the words of the Immortal Yoda... "Fear Leads to Anger... Anger Leads to Hate....Hate leads to..... Suffering." Can't we all just get along? No... we have to burn flags and attack consolates.
- Jack Abramoff has admitted to bribing Congressmen and Senators. He apparently paid people off to vote for more Indian Casinos. Geez... I was wondering why those were springing up all over the place. GW Bush says he doesn't know him....interesting those pictures of them laughing together. I always invite people to dinner and laugh and joke with them while pictures are taken.... But I never know who they are.
- Apparently some ski resorts in the Italian Alps are fighting global warming by wrapping the things in White Fleece in strips the size of football fields. You know... why not just wrap the whole earth in a Fleece Blankie?
- The Grammys were this week U2 continued its total domination with 5 wins, including Song of the Year and Album of the Year. Green Day won record of the year for Boulevard of Broken Dreams.... Mariah was shutdown only winning 3 of 8 nominations. John Legend won best new artist... I was rooting for Sugarland in that category they are truly awesome. Kelly Clarkson won twice... but never mentioned or thanked... American Idol... speaking of which....
- American Idol is off to another fine start... My favorite competitor so far is "Crazy" Dave Hoover. It was inspired for Randy and Paula to let him come to Hollywood. I know they had to cut him before the group singing... but damn I will miss him! Who knows what the hell he will do next? He is the funniest contestant in the history of AI. Riots aren't that crazy!
- And why are the Brittenum Twins still on the show? I mean they stole someone's identity to buy a car...... but that isn't the worst part... They are cocky assholes. How can you sing that poorly(I know the song choices weren't the greatest) and still be so DAMN full of yourself? I would rather watch Crazy Dave!
- Speaking of Reality TV.... Survivor is excellent this season... Exile Island is a wonderful concept! Bruce "Mr. Miagi" Kanegai was exiled to the island this week and immediately went into full half dressed Karate Man Mode! It was almost as much fun as Crazy DAVE! Oh... Note to all future survivor contestants... if someone wants to quit... VOTE THEM OFF! I am sick of seeing that idiot (Shane) piss and moan. Send him home to his cigarettes and future case of lung cancer. As for hot chicks in this edition... not so much. Sally is the prettiest, but she is no Stephenie.... Misty has too many rashes going on to be hot and Danielle has some sort of issue with closing her mouth around those horse teeth. But the girls have former Astronaut Dan Barry to look at... boy is he attractive(NOT!)... If we give him a Black Robe and a Scythe he could play the Grim Reaper in any movie without any further makeup!
- Here is a great story. I always try an bring and extra head along when I travel... you never know when you will need one.
- Tonight the XX Winter Olympics start! I LOVE the Olympics.. Events to watch include Bode Miller Skiing Drunk... Apollo Anton Ohno speed skating... BOBSLEIGH... LUGE! SKI JUMPING! SNOWBOARDING! YEAH!!!!!! and of course Sasha Coen winning Gold in Figure Skating. BRING IT ON!
Del... OUT!
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